Moved into my new student accommodation yesterday with my best friend :D Ohh I think I’m going to enjoy Cambridge!
- I am in a relationship with you
- You are my mom
- I need something
- Me and you are close as fuck
I want a cactus in a cute little pot and I’ll name it after you because you’re a fucking prick.
So I thought that Sunday was going to be the last day I got to see my girlfriend before I leave for uni tomorrow and it was all sad and shit. But then she shows up at my house yesterday as a surprise after convincing me she couldn’t come. BEST SURPRISE EVER. Eeee I’m going to miss that one.
I’m just gonna bullshit it.
I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion